The Ballad of Captain Bored Out Left Eye Socket

Big Fuckin Skull

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Victoy, spoils, bones, and orbs
Some fuckin fucked up pirate shit, some fuckin bloody gore
Some fuckin magic wands that will melt you in the face
A skull with a cutlass, leg, patch, and plank

It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket

Parrots, sand, and treasure chests
Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket is a fuckin bloody mess
If you dare to mutiny on his fuckin Ship of Bone
He'll be mad as shit, He'll tear you up, He won't ever let you go home

He's from the Bottom of the Ocean
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket

Xs, water, and treasure hoards
Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket doesn't need to be adored
He's got no human feeling, He ain't got no heart at all
He'd kill his son, Turn around, And walk away while his mother cries

And then he'd hook her in the mother fuckin eye
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
Oh! He likes to drink saltwater
CAPTAIN
He's got six fingers on his left hand
CAPTAIN
He's gonna rape and pillage everybody
CAPTAIN
He is the one and only Captain
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket
CAPTAIN
It's Captain BoredOutLeftEyeSocket